Two rebel detectives, Starskis and Hucks, pursue a cult of monoskiers called the: Morbid Midnight Monoskiing Militia more commonly known as the: MMMM. The cult's leader Baron monomania- Glen Plake and his goons, intend to melt down the sacred golden skis in an attempt to make people finally realize how evily-cool monoskiing is... But not if Starskis and Hucks have anything to say about it!!!